For New Years Eve, Gödör Klub put on a shindig for the price of a 3500 ft ticket. The ticket bought you live entertainment all night in a venue made for large crowds, lots of space to wander about and two long bars serving up the goods.

Temps of -9c meant public transport was out of the question. But taxi madness at 9 p.m. wasn't too bad and we still made the first band,
Pluto. They were running through their last few songs when we all got inside so I can't give a report about them.
Well no, that's a lie actually. There are lots of things I could say about them but I don't want to. Judgmental reviews of pop concerts are the exclusive preserve of puritanical grad students looking to hustle jobs at
E! or
Rolling Stone. Playing god by toying with with the livelihoods of working artists. Imagine dreaming of that old tired routine as a vocation, here on the cusp of 2009. Follow the links and decide for yourself!
After
Pluto stopped jumping around and re-straightened their ties, I put my camera in my pants and headed for the bar. We followed the
Zubrowka we were drinking at the house with a few vodka tonics. Unfortunately the vodka you get at places like this is always supermarket-grade stuff, so the VTs did not make the grade.
We also mused on the phenomenon of how bars in Central Europe are always stingy with the ice. This is true from the Baltics to the Balkans. If you order a mixed drink anywhere in these parts, you get just one sad looking little cube to make it cold. Requesting more will get you another much smaller cube, popped into your plastic cup with disdain, and which melts before you can say
"köszönöm". And this is in the dead of winter, with snow on the ground everywhere. Meanwhile, somewhere in L.A., someone is serving up a tequila sunrise in 82 degree heat and tumbling the ice in the glass by the bucketful.
So, inevitably...
Tessék, pincér - a masik Zubrowka, legyen szíves. Yumyum!

Turned from the bar to find
Specko Jedno had set up their gear in a jiffy and had started their set. I will defer to the band's own words, cribbed from their website, to describe the music:
"Specko Jedno resembles a lounge act until they start to play, the lead singer is chansonized hither and thither, but the situation is much more complex than this. Their repertoire includes: moral-rocky, sacred-march, death-romance, bigot-tango, declarative-funky, failed-hits, party-metal, fairytale-punk, delirium-disco, metaphysical-children’s’ tunes, fitness-ballads, and soon. The lead singer is an admitted singer (vocalist/diva) imitator. Her works are (art is) a continuous a hopeless fight against the stereotypical love song."
Wow. So true. I couldn't have said it better if I had an expense account from
NME and five editors to sculpt my rough draft for me.
After the
Specko Jedno set I wandered around the club a bit.
Gödör have changed the layout a bit since I was last here. Opened up a large back room, nothing but a large bar and a sea of tables that suggests a cross between a beergarden and a gallery installation space, with you the
Staropramen-swiller as the art. It was quite nice to have the extra space for the New Year's show.

A fellow named
János Másik mounted the middle stage armed with nothing but an accordion, and sang a few numbers. If what I was hearing is correct, Másik is something of a legend in the art/music scene here. Did he really do the music for Károly Makk's
Another Way? And play keyboards for
Gábor Szabó? I guess someone will have to leave me a comment so I can know more.
Másik sang three songs, one of which was the
Hymnusz - the Hungarian National Anthem, and many sang along.
In-between acts I saw quite a lot of love action going on in the crowd. This is always a nice thing - when it occurs between two unattached singles. But Hungarian women have this unnerving habit of giving guys the sexy chick eye-contact business when they're with their boyfriends! Always happens while he's busy paying for the drinks or something. It is not subtle. It's of the "let's just go out in the parking lot and get it on RIGHT NOW" variety.

Shortly after midnight when everyone kissed each other (the people they came with, for the most part), local favorites
Kistehén Tánczenekar set up their gear.
Kistehén Tánczenekar translates to "little cow". They're a group that have been around awhile and have a devoted following. They get the prime slot, coming on just after midnight when everyone is in fine fettle.
Kistehén Tánczenekar were a good choice for the slot, as they really know how to play to a party. Again, I'm only too happy to let someone else do the dirty work for me and play music journalist:
"We had a great experience with the Little Cow crew. Great to work with and they did a hugely energetic show. People were jumping up and down, dancing and enjoying the genera mayhem created by these slightly crazed Hungarians."
- Alan Davis,
Small World Music Festival
Yep, sounds like what I saw too. They played a hell of a long time, and by the end the call-and-response chanting between the band and audience was at full tilt. Even if they were the only act of the night we would have gotten our money's worth.

After a prolonged wait we expected a grand setup for the next act. But it was just some double-dutch singer in a bowler hat,
a geezer who looked like a hassidic Jew impersonating the guy on the
Quaker Oats box, and 3 others. From the looks of it,
they only had the gear that they hitch-hiked here with.
They were the
Caspians Hat Dance Band, who came all the way from Holland to play for us Budapesti. They were accompanied by a caravan of rich international college students who followed in the band's path like
the rodents of Hamelin. These fans were belly up to the stage three layers thick and climbing onto the stage to offer testimonials about the genius of this band until the burly security force got in their faces and threatened violent bodily ejection.
The Caspians fired up the fiddle for some neo-Balkan pogo, and their squad went bananas. I pledged to not review the music of the acts here tonight, but I don't think I can steer you wrong if I recommend
The Caspian Hat Dance Band as a natural for weddings, bar mitzvahs and hen parties.
Down the street from the
Gödör we could hear some ungodly racket coming from someplace with terrible insulation. All of Déak Tér sounded like a punker rehearsal studio from hell. Speculation had it that it was from the Merlin Theater. What in the world was going on there?
Lots of life on the street at 4 a.m., all age groups represented too.
Happy Budapest!